¡Hello you! You are entering the orbit a rat's astral projection onto the wide web from the moon, enceladus. Just a little warning that this website will contain flashing lights, bright colours, bad web design and messy code (watch out for screen sizes, mobile not recommended) and so it might not be accessible for everyone, sorry! email me for any and all complaints, I'm the only manager. I have a tendency to fix and break things meaning this website will be under constant renovation, kind of like that mansion with the lady who had to the keep on building otherwise she'd die because it was haunted (Winchester Mystery House) but this website isn't haunted (i think) so don't worry! Since it's my place and I can do what ever I want within reason of course. there might be profanity, trashy jokes and politcal talk. this website is SFW, I'd probably rate it M for mature audiences but what the hell, I'm not mature lol. I hope you enjoy your visit! make sure to drink water, get sleep and touch grass every now and then while you can - here in enceladus its covered in frozen ocean so no grass.